omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy’s chest to be born. like um sorry i’ve not been alive before i didn’t even know that’s not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services
autism is so cool man. i can say something innocuous and completely true at work, like ‘mackerel is a top tier fish’, and people get giggly and tell me I’m so funny. what’s funny about a nice firm fish with a subtle, almost earthy flavor? not sure. but people are offering me other objects and I can tell them if they’re top tier or not. very fun.
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